No one is funnier than we are funny

OK, so today Matt sent Ram an email detailing an interesting job posting on craigslist. The job posting was "Songwriters and DJs Needed - Major Record Label". The post recommends influences including Madonna, Michael Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Britney Spears. No, seriously. So, Ram and I smoked a bowl and listened to bad pop music all afternoon, and by the end of the night, we had shat out this little gem. It's genius. It's a Britney Spears song. Well, it's not really a Britney Spears song: we wrote it. But it's a Britney Spears song, or at least a song from one of her competitors. We're fucking hilarious. I'm lax to call it a Dan+Jean song for obvious reasons, but it was the two of us nonetheless. Thanks so much to Alex for being our diva. We can't sing, we're not girls, and she's way hotter than we are. Anyway, I sincerely hope you enjoy, or at least dislike but laugh heartily at, Night After Night.